Find My Next Regret

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Sitting on a bar stool, trying hard to act cool
Looking at the young girls, taking turns to play pool
A leash in my hand, and I’m looking for my pet
Can’t you help me, Lord, find my next regret

Started looking Monday, now it’s almost Sunday
Love is hard to find, but I know I’ll find it one day
Well, not exactly love, just somebody I met
Can’t you help me, Lord, find my next regret

She’ll probably want some pearls and big Corvette
I know I’m gonna find her, but I ain’t found her yet
She’s bound to break my heart, that’s exactly what I’ll get
But still I’d like to find my next regret

On the prowl and hungry, howling like a banshee
I don't want no high class, not too hard to please me
Searching for you, baby, but I ain’t found you yet
Don’t you wanna be my next regret?

I need to let ‘em know I’m, looking for a good time
Love is hard to find, but I’m bound to find it sometime
Well, maybe not love, but whatever I get
Can’t you help me, Lord, find my next regret

Waiting in the back hall, need to make a phone call
Looking at the girls in the bar playing eight ball
Tried to keep my cool, but I always forget
Can’t you help me, Lord, find my next regret